THE JUMPOFF

Well guys, we've had so many Jumpoffs at this point we've lost count. That's a lie, its the JUMPOFF 12! This Saturday will be the umpteenth installment of everybody's favorite party, and we can't wait to see you! 

DJs Kids with Snakes and Gavin Royce will be in charge of music (disco, indie, house, electro), Mikey Styles and the Huns in charge of drinking (Jameson, vodka, Sparks, tequila). 

Special birthday celebration for Mr. Dan2600, so don't forget to slap him on the ass!

As always, our favorite photog/cool-face Nicky Digital will be documenting!

See you Saturday!

Savalas

285 Bedford Ave

Brooklyn (duh)

21+, No Cover, Drink Specials

10 PM-'til we die of alcohol poisoning

MAKE OUT FOR FREE SHOTS

I'm not kidding. There is no fine print. Make out with your lady or lady boy at the bar and get free shots tonight at Savalas.

We're celebrating Valentine's Day GRIM style, so bring your A game. We want you all trashed and showing public displays of inappropriate affection.

DJs Kids with Snakes, Gavin Royce, BIG DADDY James and Rok One will be keepin' the music fresh and hosts Mikey Styles and the Huns will be sprinkling rose petals and broken shot glasses.

Drink up buttercups, and we will see you tonight!

P.S. Savalas looks AWESOME right now--decked out in Valentine's Day finery.

Can't wait to see you all!

VEE

Friends and Lovers, 

This time (Valentine's Day) for some might be sad and lonely.  Don't you fret... Saturday is going to be a night of new love and maybe some rekindling.  If not, you can always cuddle up to your favorite explosive device.

All your weekend info is in the post below. REMEMBER THOUGH...IT'S JUST VALENTINE'S DAY...USE PROTECTION

(valen)GRIM

All the Valentine's Day hype just kinda getting to you?
Feel like offing yourself? Perhaps contemplating a life at sea?

Or maybe you're just one of those people who don't give a shit about romance. We agree (fuck that lousy bitch).

Good. We welcome it all. That's why you're formally invited to ValenGRIM. Sure, it's just "Valentine," and "Grim," put together to make a work akin to "Bennifer," but it means SO much more.

We got something for the lovers and something for the haters. Come with your hot piece or come solo. Get laid, or don't. I hope we're all getting the point here.

Saturday, February 14th, VALENTINE'S DAY (dun, dun duuuuuuuuun) is gonna be the most awesome (Valen)GRIM yet. We can't wait to rock the sadness factory right out of you!

DJs Kids with Snakes, BIG DADDY James, Gavin Royce and Rok One will charm the panties and tighty whities right off of your tushes! We got some slow jams in store for you crazy kids to touch to, and naturally a death disco set to keep spirits grim!

Hosted by Cupid himself--Mikey Snake Muscles--and those sassy broads, the Huns!

Kisses and Kicks!

Savalas
285 Bedford Ave
Saturday, February 14th
10 PM 'til death o' clock