All the Valentine's Day hype just kinda getting to you?
Feel like offing yourself? Perhaps contemplating a life at sea?
Or maybe you're just one of those people who don't give a shit about romance. We agree (fuck that lousy bitch).
Good. We welcome it all. That's why you're formally invited to ValenGRIM. Sure, it's just "Valentine," and "Grim," put together to make a work akin to "Bennifer," but it means SO much more.
We got something for the lovers and something for the haters. Come with your hot piece or come solo. Get laid, or don't. I hope we're all getting the point here.
Saturday, February 14th, VALENTINE'S DAY (dun, dun duuuuuuuuun) is gonna be the most awesome (Valen)GRIM yet. We can't wait to rock the sadness factory right out of you!
DJs Kids with Snakes, BIG DADDY James, Gavin Royce and Rok One will charm the panties and tighty whities right off of your tushes! We got some slow jams in store for you crazy kids to touch to, and naturally a death disco set to keep spirits grim!
Hosted by Cupid himself--Mikey Snake Muscles--and those sassy broads, the Huns!
Kisses and Kicks!
Savalas
285 Bedford Ave
Saturday, February 14th
10 PM 'til death o' clock
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