Hey everybody,
So we apologize for the delay in posting, but it has become ritual for The Jump Off and Grim to be continued from anywhere of 1 to 3 days following the actual party. That is, we continue drinking and forgetting to post. So now that we've sobered up a bit, let's recap a little on the Grimmest night of all, Mikey's Birthday:
1. The fuck bag, glorified bathroom attendant "bouncer" was a complete piece of shit. He just got a kick out of shining his pink Maglight in everyone's eyes, redirecting the natural flow of the bathroom line, and saying such gems as "I'm the new Sheriff in town, if ya don't like it, leave!" You sir, are an asshole--and this is not an impromptu free sobriety test line, its the BATHROOM LINE, lose the LED travel-sized dildo.
2. Angels fainted and the Devil made Hell a little bit hotter when Mikey took about half a bottle of whiskey down his throat as Jesse poured from the bar above. See below, but shield any children's eyes.
3. You maniacs made Grim a complete success and we'll see you at The JUMP OFF XI on Saturday January 17th, hosted by Jubilee of Trash Menagerie. Download Jubilee's mixtape below! Also check out Nicky Didge's photos from the night in question and go on and be embarrassed with your bad self.
LOVE LOVE LOVE
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