MAKE OUT FOR FREE SHOTS

I'm not kidding. There is no fine print. Make out with your lady or lady boy at the bar and get free shots tonight at Savalas.

We're celebrating Valentine's Day GRIM style, so bring your A game. We want you all trashed and showing public displays of inappropriate affection.

DJs Kids with Snakes, Gavin Royce, BIG DADDY James and Rok One will be keepin' the music fresh and hosts Mikey Styles and the Huns will be sprinkling rose petals and broken shot glasses.

Drink up buttercups, and we will see you tonight!

P.S. Savalas looks AWESOME right now--decked out in Valentine's Day finery.

Can't wait to see you all!

(valen)GRIM

All the Valentine's Day hype just kinda getting to you?
Feel like offing yourself? Perhaps contemplating a life at sea?

Or maybe you're just one of those people who don't give a shit about romance. We agree (fuck that lousy bitch).

Good. We welcome it all. That's why you're formally invited to ValenGRIM. Sure, it's just "Valentine," and "Grim," put together to make a work akin to "Bennifer," but it means SO much more.

We got something for the lovers and something for the haters. Come with your hot piece or come solo. Get laid, or don't. I hope we're all getting the point here.

Saturday, February 14th, VALENTINE'S DAY (dun, dun duuuuuuuuun) is gonna be the most awesome (Valen)GRIM yet. We can't wait to rock the sadness factory right out of you!

DJs Kids with Snakes, BIG DADDY James, Gavin Royce and Rok One will charm the panties and tighty whities right off of your tushes! We got some slow jams in store for you crazy kids to touch to, and naturally a death disco set to keep spirits grim!

Hosted by Cupid himself--Mikey Snake Muscles--and those sassy broads, the Huns!

Kisses and Kicks!

Savalas
285 Bedford Ave
Saturday, February 14th
10 PM 'til death o' clock

Everybody Was Grim, Especially Mikey

 

Hey everybody,

So we apologize for the delay in posting, but it has become ritual for The Jump Off and Grim to be continued from anywhere of 1 to 3 days following the actual party. That is, we continue drinking and forgetting to post. So now that we've sobered up a bit, let's recap a little on the Grimmest night of all, Mikey's Birthday:

1. The fuck bag, glorified bathroom attendant "bouncer" was a complete piece of shit. He just got a kick out of shining his pink Maglight in everyone's eyes, redirecting the natural flow of the bathroom line, and saying such gems as "I'm the new Sheriff in town, if ya don't like it, leave!" You sir, are an asshole--and this is not an impromptu free sobriety test line, its the BATHROOM LINE, lose the LED travel-sized dildo.  

2. Angels fainted and the Devil made Hell a little bit hotter when Mikey took about half a bottle of whiskey down his throat as Jesse poured from the bar above. See below, but shield  any children's eyes.

 

3. You maniacs made Grim a complete success and we'll see you at The JUMP OFF XI on Saturday January 17th, hosted by Jubilee of Trash Menagerie. Download  Jubilee's mixtape below! Also check out Nicky Didge's photos from the night in question and go on and be embarrassed with your bad self.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

GRIM 2k9

Kids With Snakes and Nicky Digital's newest bastard child, "GRIM," is a Monthly Death Disco featuring Gavin Royce and Stephen Pandolfi on the turntables DJing the latest and greatest in grim/indie/disco/classics. This month Gavin Holland will be coming into Brooklyn from D.C. to get GRIM with us. Be sure to wish Mikey a happy birthday and help him down countless shots of whiskey as the Disco rules the night! See ya'll Satuday at Savalas, no cover and drink specials all night.

 

w/ Special Guest Gavin Holland (Washington D.C. )

VS. Kids With Snakes all time BUD Gavin Royce!

 

Kids With Snakes DJ Stephen Pandolfi

Resident Badass Mikey Snake Muscles Celebrates his Birthday with host Nicky Digital and The HUN!

Walter Meego - Forever (Escort Remix)Baccara - Yes Sir I can BoogieAeroplane - Whispers (Original Mix)MGMT - Of Bird Moons and Monsters (Holy Ghost Remix)The Pixies - Debaser